I will be moving all my journals to eblog... a place where i acutally have friends and people actually read your stuff and actually LOL at it.

i will be erasing everything on here by wensday

 ok so those of you who know about robot boy and are wondering why i am so irratated by him this blog is for you. I kid you not these are things that actually came out of this "droids" mouth. He says these things on a daily basis.

the machine is not dead it is just sleeping

i, male, human, d12335, pledge my undying allegiance to lord volton

all your base your belong to jimmy, make your time

SILENCE! you useless chemical sack

NAMTU NAMTU over and out to you read?

there are so many more that i am not thinking of at the moment but i really do think it is time for this guy to have the paddy wagon called on him.

notice how the words ME appear at the right hadn side of the robot -_-

 

LETS JUST FORGET THAT THIS EVEN HAPPENED!

This guy in my English class named Owen has been bugging me for weeks now to hang out with him. Now if any of you know me or Owen you would understand why i was reluctant to go to the movies with him..... he is one of those guys who just cant take the hint that i don't want to date him!!!!

after refusing him several times... he still did not get the hint that I did not want to go anywhere with him. I finally gave in and told him that if he wanted to hang out with me that he should do so by meeting me and my partner in crime (David)at king pin to play a few games of bowling.

Well anyway we went out last night and it was a disaster! Owen shows up an hour late... and DRUNK!
He had just came back from watching the game at his friends house and he got toasted....  nicely toasted....

He starts hugging everyone in the bowling alley yelling "REDSKIN WON REDSKIN ONE NO ONE BEAT THEM THEY ARE BEST!"

At this point i was feeling all the bit embarrassed. "This guy is a fucking spaz, let's ditch him" That was what David told me after we saw Owen jumping up and down at the vending machine like some sort of Asian mad man. Things just got worse when Owen went to go rent shoes. He took five minutes to tie them!

We tried to loose him by distracting him with the Ms. Pacman machine... but it just didn't work.... 

Finally we decided to call it quits. We tell Owen that we have to leave because my mom wants me home asap (total lie) He insisted that we went to McDonald's with him. So we agreed.. I had to go to the bathroom before we left and to my suprsise who was following me to the ladies room... that is right you guessed it.... OWEN!

When arriving to the front door of the batzimer, Owen suggested that i ditch "looser" aka David. That was the last straw! I told him that i think i had enough for the night.

After i came out of the bathroom OWen began to follow me and David out to the car. In the parking lot Owne insisted that i ride with him to Mcdonalds. I refused becuse i really did not want to end the night in the E.R. HE had not fully sobered up yet.

Anyway We ended up at McDonald's and David and I were all kinds of pissed off. To make things worse our ice coffees tasted like bitter piss! David chunked his in the trash (after pouring it all over the parking lot) and we ended up getting free fries for playing the part of the irate customers. To make matters worse jimmy aka "jimbot" (see nin form post on this guy :p) kept texting me about doing a Shiny Toy Guns cover. I HATE THAT FUCKING BAND! Not only that but i already told this freak that we are not in a band together! he just cant seem to get it past that circut board head of his! Then he asked me if i liked nin. Which is a stupid ass question. He went to vfest with me and he knows damn well that they were the only reason i went.  My response to his txt was "no jimmy i hate nin i think trent reznor is a fag thats why I went to go see them front row in Baltimore"  Of course his response to that was that i was a "useless chemical sack" i think it is time to get a restraining order on this twat! I will have to do a blog on here so you guys know the full story on him :p

We still had to find a way to loose Owen so I lied to him and said that my mother wanted me home asap. I told him i ahd a curfew and David chimed in and told Owen that he had to get up for class at 6 in the morning.

 So me and DAvid left Owen at Mcdonalds and pretended to head back home when in reality we drove off to our favortie late night spot. WALMART where we happened to see  ten Owen look a-likes! We were so paranoid that the spaz was going to find us out and cry about us ditching him at Mcdonalds. The only thing that night was missing was "creepy dave" (aka my ex) . Creepy Dave follows us around all the time for some reason... I'm surprised we did not see him that night because no matter where we are he is always there!!!!!

scroll to the bottom of my page to see pictures from this horrid night.




hitting you in the crotch with a paper airplane. oh yeah!